LOVE IT!

' ' ' If you're in love then you are the lucky one, 

'cuz most of us are bitter over someone ' ' ' 
-- Daughter 

/* Aparna, HIM and HER are watching P.S. I Love You in HER living room. */ 

# Aparna and HER are into the movie
HE: Now, why is she crying?
Aparna: Shhhh!
HE: Okay 
HE: I didn't know this was a horror movie
SHE (Slightly irritated): Eh, nikal tu yahan se!
# HE knows HE really needs to shut up now
Aparna: Hilary has such pretty hair!
SHE: I know!   
SHE: Finally, now she'll go to Ireland with her mom.
HE: Good to know, at least she's smiling now. 😒
Aparna: That's because she's finally seeking happiness.
# The End, the credits start to come up
HE: Wait, what!? The End?
HE: So she doesn't fall in love with that guy?
Aparna: Love with who?
HE: That guy, father of Dean Winchester.
Aparna: No. 
Aparna: Chai kaun pi raha hai?
HE: Not me.
SHE: Mai.
# Aparna goes to the kitchen to prepare tea
SHE (😃): Achi movie thi na!?
HE: Ahmm. . . Well. . .
SHE (😤): Mai bhi kisse puch rahi hun
HE: See, I think love stories are a waste of time.
SHE (Appalled): Waste of time!!?
SHE: Then what do you think about 'The Notebook'?
HE: Haven't seen it.
SHE: Veer Zara?
HE: Unrealistic.
SHE: The Vow?
HE: The Vow!!? Oh c'mon, you want me to talk about The Vow?
SHE (😑):  It's based on a true story.
SHE: Alright fine, what do you actually feel about love?! 
HE: You wanna know my thoughts on love?
SHE: Yes!
HE: You really wanna know my thoughts on love?
SHE: Yess!!
HE: Okay, once upon a time there was a boy and a girl, their families hated each other but the boy snuck into a party hosted by the girl's family coz he was kind of a dick. The girl sees the boy and it's love at first sight, just like that. So he decides to sneak into her garden and they decide to get married the next freaking day coz you know it's totally practical especially when your families hate each other. Jump ahead a few days, their families find out about the marriage and go ballistic. The girl gets so upset that she drinks a potion that puts her to sleep for 2 days but unfortunately the couple hasn't learned the ins and outs of good marital communication yet and she forgets to mention anything about it to her husband, the young man sees it and mistakes the girl's self induced comma for suicide and in turn he commits suicide thinking he's going to be with her in the afterlife or some shit. The girl then wakes up from her 2 day comma only to learn that her new husband has committed suicide so she gets the same idea and kills herself too. The End. 
SHE (😠): YOU!!. . .
HE: What?
SHE (😠): Nothing!
HE: What's wrong in that? Tell me, What's wrong in that?
SHE: I said na nothing!
HE: Look it's a genuine story, you're over reacting.
SHE (😔): I am not even reacting!
SHE: Over reacting it seems!
HE: See. . .
SHE: And above all, it's fictitious
HE: Arey, so what? Asliyat me nahi ho sakta kya?!
SHE: Ji nahi.
Aparna: Stop bickering you two!
# Aparna enters with 2 cups of tea
Aparna: Tom n Jerry mafiq lad rahe ho. Kitchen tak aawaz aa rahi hai tum dono ki!
Aparna: The story is shit, move on!
SHE: That's what I've been trying to tell him!
HE: Arey but. . . 
Aparna: Please, even Shakespeare would vomit after hearing that!
HE: 😐
HE (Politely): It's written by Shakespeare
# Aparna and HER exclaim, 'Kya!!!'
HE: Okay okay, I am kidding!
HE (Surprised): Tum log toh chad hi jate ho yaar!  

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