JUST LIKE THAT

' ' ' My baby's fly like a jet stream, high above the whole scene, loves me like I'm brand new ' ' ' 

- Taylor Swift

/* Aparna walks into Shraddha's bedroom */

Aparna: Yeh kya likhti reheti hai tu har waqt?

Shraddha: Forgot already

Aparna: Kya?

Shraddha: Parson interview hai

Aparna: Oh haan! carry on, carry on.

# Aparna walks out of the room

# Whilst walking out she asks

Aparna: Chai piyegi?

Shraddha: No, thank you.

Shraddha: Beer hai toh bata.

Aparna: I'm sorry, beer toh nahi hai.

Aparna (with a smirk): But I have Johnnie.

# SHE yells from the living room

SHE: Johnnie!! Johnnie kahan se aya?

Aparna (grinning): Wo bhi Double Black

# Shraddha immediately comes out of her room and SHE joins her as well

Shraddha: When the hell did you get Double Black?

Aparna: Today, while coming back home from office.

SHE: I don't believe you. Show me, where is it?

Aparna: In the kitchen

# SHE walks into the kitchen and sees a bottle of Johnnie Walker Double Black sitting on the counter

SHE (surprised): What! You're kidding me! Tu sahi me leke aa gayi.

Shraddha: What's the occasion?

Aparna: Just like that, bas bahut mann kar raha tha aaj pine ka.

# SHE comes out of the kitchen 

SHE: Tujhe bhi!?
Aparna: Why? You also wanted to drink?
SHE: Haan yaar! Bahut mann ho raha tha. Fir socha kya bolun, tu bhi abhi office se ayi hai yeh bhi apna kaam kar rahi thi.

SHE (excited): But I can't believe it!! Tu Double Black le ke ayi!!

# SHE just stands there jumping in joy

Shraddha: Aur tu chai banane ja rahi thi!?

Aparna: That was the plan. I was expecting you to say yes aur fir mai tere samne aa k Double Black rakh deti.

Shraddha: Ohhh! Acha.

Shraddha: Then why the delay? What are we waiting for now

Aparna: But you were preparing some notes na?

Shraddha (sarcastic): Haha!! Tum bhi bade mazakiya ho.

Shraddha: Peg banao batati hun.

-- IN THE LIVING ROOM --

/* They pour themselves a couple of drinks and sit down to relax */

SHE: Ahh!! This feels good. Play some music no.

Aparna: Nahi koi zarurat nahi, isn't it nice this way. Just absorb the peace for a moment. Gaano ki kya zarurat hai!?

# Shraddha is doodling on her phone

Sharddha: I'm telling you this asshole Sanchez joined United only for the money.

Aparna: Please! No football! 

Shraddha: But he's getting paid £350,000 / week! Do you know how much money that is!?

Aparna: No, and neither do I intend to know!

Shraddha (whispering): It's a lot of money but okay.

# Aparna takes a deep breathe and starts sipping her drink

SHE: How's Utsav? What's he doing these days?

Aparna: He's good, he's good. Itni baat nahi ho pati aaj kal especially since he got promoted uske baad se toh-. . . 

SHE: Oh that's amazing!!

Aparna: Yeah.

SHE: When did that happen?

Aparna: I think.. almost 2 months ago.

Shraddha: Nice!! Bas start-up khol le ab aur kya chaiye..

Aparna: Please. Shut up.

Aparna: Khud toh job chod k baithi hai. Dusro ko alag motivate karna hai ise.

Shraddha: Areyy. . .

Aparna: Pehele tu mujhe yeh bata. What do you want to do? 

Shraddha: Areyy. . . 

Aparna: No, no. Tell me na! I'm, asking you.

Shradddha (lamenting): Chod na. . . Kya tu, jane de na!

Aparna: Dekha, har waqt ek hi answer reheta hai iska. Pata nahi kya karna hai is ladki ko?

Shraddha: Karenge na apan kuch, karte hain na. Tu tension kyun leti hai Appu!

Aparna: Actually these days even I'm busy, so we barely get to talk properly.

Aparna: Aur tera kya? You don't have office tomorrow?

SHE: Hai na.

Aparna: Then?

SHE (😉): Comp-off lungi.

Aparna (realizing): Auuhhh!!

Aparna: That weekend you worked. . . during the audit, is it?

SHE: Exactly, smart you are.

-- IN HIS LIVING ROOM -- 

/* They're watching a TV series */

HE: Do you remember when Goten and Trunks were first learning fusion?

Anudeep (thinking): Yeah. . . I think, I do.

HE: If you do you should recall that Trunks was complaining about him having to lower his energy level to match Goten.

Anudeep: Okay...

HE: Goku said that it is only natural that Trunks is stronger than Goten because he's a year older.

HE: Well guess what?

HE: Vegeta is 5 years older than Goku. That means Vege-. . . 

Anudeep: Hold on, hold on. Wait a minute.

Anudeep: How can you assume that?

HE: What? Everybody knows that Vegeta is older.

Anudeep: That's not a given. Where is it stated? Not in Z, nor in GT.

HE: Alright, you remember when Bardock gets killed by Frieza 

Anudeep: Yes

HE: And he destroys the entire Saiyan race.

Anudeep: Yes.

HE: Didn't Bardock secretly send baby Goku to earth?

Anudeep: Yeah, right. But what's your point.

HE: In that episode at the very end. Napa comes to young Vegeta to deliver the bad news.

# Silence

HE: Does that ring a bell?
# Anudeep is thinking

Anudeep (epiphany): Ohhh, yeah! I remember!!

Anudeep: Yeah, correct!

HE: Now with that logic shouldn't Vegeta be stronger than Goku.

Anudeep: Yeah, he should I mean.

HE: Now I'm thinking since Goku's form has changed constantly-. . . 

Anudeep: But, but. You need to understand that training hard is pointless if you're not training properly. Vegeta never allowed his body to rest before he saw Goku's training methods.

# Kabi walks out of his bedroom

Kabi: What are you guys bickering about for so long? Neend se jagah diya mujhe!
HE: You know right, Vegeta is stronger than Goku since he's older than him.

Kabi: What!? I thought Brolly was the strongest Saiyan in the universe.

HE: Hmm.

Anudeep: Hmm.

# The two fall into a conundrum

# Kabi walks into the kitchen to get water

-- IN HER LIVING ROOM -- 

Shraddha (singing): ♫ Eh kaash, kaash yun hotaaa, har sham sath tu hota ♫ chup chap dil na yu rotaa ♫

Aparna: Yaar terko gaane sunne hain toh mai tv on kar deti hun, par please gana band kar de.

SHE: Arey, acha toh gaa rahi hai! Gaane de na!

SHE: Tu hai na bas jalti hai usse!

SHE: Jal-kukkadi.

Shraddha: Mera glass empty kyun hai?

Aparna: Because you fucking drank it all, you fish?

Shraddha: Fish.

Shraddha: Fish?

Shraddha: Fish!

Shraddha: Arey abhi kahin macchi milegi kya?

Aparna: Shiii

Aparna: When did you start eating fish?

Shraddha: Arey nahi khati mai. Lekin pata nahi kyun abhi mann kar raha hai.

Aparna: Kuch nahi milne wala abhi. Aur kahi nahi ja rahe hum.

Aparna: Arey, yeh chips khatam ho gaye.

Aparna: Let me get the guacamole dip.

Shraddha: Guacamole!?

Shraddha: When did you start eating Guacamole?

# Aparna walks away into the kitchen

Shraddha: When did she start eating Guacamole?

SHE: Hmm, haan khana shuru kiya.

Shraddha: but when?

SHE: Shuru kiya khana.

Shraddha: Arey but when?

SHE: Shuru kiya na khana! Guacamole. Bolo haule haule.

Shraddha: Why is my glass empty?

SHE: Haan mera bhi khali hai.

SHE: Eh Appu, mera glass khali kyun hai!

Aparna: Arey toh banana peg!

# Aparna comes back

SHE: Nahi tu bana.

Aparna: Isko na. . . 

#Aparna starts making the peg

SHE (singing): ♫ Bol do na zara dil me jo hai chipa mai kisi se kahunga nahi ♫ Mai kisi se kahunga nahi ♫

Shraddha: Eh please tv on karo yaar. Sonu Nigam retire ho jayega isko sun liya toh.

SHE: Kuch bhi. Contract sign karwayega agar sun liya toh.

Shraddha: Chalo ek cheez toh achi hui. We finally got Ozil to sign a new contract.

Aparna: Yeh fir shuru ho gayi apna football leke.

SHE: Eh tu bol. Mai sunungi teri bakwas.

SHE: Ozil wohi na jo terko cute lagta hai.

Shraddha (😑): Eh, please!

Aparna: Arey yaar ice! Ice rehe gayi.

# Aparna goes back into the kitchen 

Shraddha: This week we HAVE to beat Tottenham. Izzat ka sawal hai.

SHE: Arey toh harayenge na. Apan mil k harayenge

Shraddha: But I'm scared of Kane. He's the real threat.

SHE: Kaun Kane? Hot hai!?

Shraddha: Arey Tottenham ka main striker hai.

SHE: Ruk mai type karti hun. Tu merko bata, yehi hai kya.

Shraddha: Hmm

# Shraddha gulps her drink 

SHE: Arey aa nahi raha hai yaar.

Shraddha: Dikha

Shraddha: Arey Shane nahi Kane!

SHE: Oh, acha!

SHE: Par wo Shane bhi hot hi tha.

# SHE gulps her drink 

# Shraddha is still doodling HER phone

Shraddha: Hahaha

SHE: Kya hua?

Shraddha (): Aahh!

Shraddha: What do prisoners use to call each other?

SHE: What?

Shraddha: Cell phones 😂

SHE: 😂

SHE: Why couldn't the bike stand by itself?

# Shraddha still laughing 

Shraddha: Why?

SHE: It was too tired 😂

Shraddha: 😂

Shraddha: Kitna gatiya joke tha. Kahan padha?

SHE: Arey office me ek Anantha naam ka ladka hai, acha dost hai toh har waqt aise hi gande jokes sunata reheta hai.

Shraddha: Oh, acha.

Shraddha: Wahi mai sochun, tera toh dimaag chalne se raha.

SHE: Nahi, nahi. Mera itna dimaag chalne lag gaya toh bahuton ka bhala ho jayega.

Shraddha: Hmm. Ab kal office kaise jayegi?

Shraddha (chuckles): Aise subha hangover me?

Shraddha: Boss puchega,"why are your eyes red?"

Shraddha: "Sir mujhe conjunctivitis hua hai" 😂

SHE: Haha. Arey nahi comp-off lungi kal.

SHE: Lekin daadi maa kahan hai?
Shraddha: Arey haan.

Shraddha: Daadi maa!

SHE: Appu!

#They walk into Aparna's bedroom and see that she has passed out on her bed 

SHE: Batao, aur inko pina tha.

Shraddha: Hmm. Ice lene gayi thi na yeh.

SHE: Chod! Tu peg bana.

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