WHAT? NO.

 ' ' ' Birthdays were the worst days and now we sip champagne on Thursdays ' ' '     Notorious B.I.G

# SHE walks into Aparna's room

SHE: Yaar kal pot luck hai, mujhe abhi yaad aya. Kya leke jaun?

Aparna: Uhmm..

Aparna: Yaar mere office k toh just samne ek samose ki dukaan hai. mai toh har waqt wahi se leke jaati hun.

SHE: Kaisa banata hai?

Aparna: Areyy, bahut tasty banata hai yaar!

Aparna: Aadha office tujhe wahi pe milega, lunch pe.

SHE: Toh leke aa na fir! Akele akele khati hai.

Aparna: Arey, layi toh thi na mai wo din.

SHE: Kab?

Aparna: Jab Shraddha bukhaar me hone ki acting kar rahi thi!?
SHE: Haaan!
SHE: Toh logo ko toh pata chal jata hoga taste?

Aparna: Haan toh mai kahan bolti hun k maine banaya.

SHE: Yaar kuch toh bana k leke jana chaiye na lekin.

Aparna: Ab wo tere upar hai.

SHE: Boondi ka raita?

Aparna: Boondi ka raita koi leke jata hai kya!?!

SHE (defensive): Kyun nahi?! Bahuto ko pasand hai. Mujhe pasand hai.

Aparna: Nahi 😑

SHE: Uhmm.. Curd rice?

Aparna: Isse acha toh samose hi le ja.

# Shraddha walks into the house, tired. She lays on the sofa

# HER and Aparna come out 

Aparna: Kaisi rahi date?

Shrads: Bekar!
Shrads: Banda bi-sexual hai.

SHE: Kya!!
Aparna: Usne bola aisa?

Shrads: Haan

Aparna (analysing): Hmm...

# They both come and sit on the couch

Shrads: Hah 😀, waiter aya khana leke. Toh bolta hai, "Hmm, he's got nice eyes"

Shrads: Maine kaha, "they're okay. They just needs some mascara". He laughed and we started eating.

Shrads: Thodi der baad merko realize hua k yeh.. ladko ko kyun check out kar raha hai. Toh maine pucha, "are you gay?" Toh hasne laga aur bolta hai, "no I'm not gay, just bi-sexual".

Shrads: Maine socha, "arey yaar! time kharab kar diya mera!!"

Shrads: Fir keheta hai, "I wouldn't date a guy, but if I had the opportunity I wouldn't mind kissing one."

Shrads: 😒

SHE: Try toh kar hi sakti hai, usme kya hai.

Shrads: Haan yehi bacha hai na meri life me !? Ek meaningless relationship start karo aur maintain karte baito!

Shrads: Thank God, maine usko apna number nahi diya.

Aparna: Haan toh relationship kaun kehe raha hai. Ek do nights k liye try kar k dekh?

Shrads: No thank you 😒

Shrads: Bi-sexual bolte hi pura interest chala gaya.

SHE: Acha yeh bata, mai kal pot luck k liye kya leke jaun?

Shrads: Pot luck me khana kya leke ja rahi hai? Pot luck sirf khana dabane k liye hota hai.

SHE: Arey, wo pehele josh josh me maine kehe diya tha mai bhi le ayungi kuch.

Shrads: Aparna k idhar samose ache milte hain, wohi le ja. Mai bhi wahi se leke jati thi.

SHE: Tum dono samose k bharose rehete the?

Shrads: Haan

SHE (surprised): Mujhe kabhi bataya nahi

# SHE looks at both of them 

Aparna: Tune kabhi pucha hi nahi 

SHE: Yaar, last Diwali celebration me kya samose the yaar! Mujhe abhi bhi yaad hai.. I think, maine almost 4 samose khaye the. 😁

Shrads: chaar samose!? 😧

SHE: Arey, chotu chotu se the.

Aparna: Hmm, yaad hai mujhe. Tune wo black salwar peheni thi na?

SHE: Haan.. Aur kafi compliments bhi mile the mujhe  😊

Aparna: Acha. Photos toh nahi dikhayi kabhi.

SHE: Nahi dikhayi!?

SHE: Kuch bhi. Dikhayi hongi, tu bas bhool gayi hai.

# SHE reaches for HER phone as SHE says it 

# SHE starts showing Aparna the photos

SHE: Yeh toh manager hai, tujhe pata hai.

SHE: This is my VP

SHE: Yeh Ruchi hai, mai aadhe time isi k saath reheti hun 

Aparna: Wohi na, jo us din kehe rahi thi, "chalo na guys ! koi foreign trip plan karte hain."

SHE: Haan 😁

SHE: Eh, aise mazak mat uda. Achi hai wo.

Aparna: Mai kahan mazak uda rahi hun! Mai toh bas kehe rahi thi k usne aisa kaha.

SHE: Haan thik hai.

# SHE is scrolling through the pics

Aparna: Ek minute. Yeh kaun hai? Hot banda

SHE: Kaun? Anantha?

Aparna (surprised): Iska naam Anantha hai!?

SHE: Haan

Aparna: Interesting name. Par handsome toh hai.

SHE: Thik hi hai. Bas.. kabhi kabhi flirt karta hai.

Aparna: Ohh, so he's your work husband?

SHE (rhetorically): Kya!?

Aparna: Work husband 🤷‍♂️

SHE: Aisa kuch nahi hai.

Aparna: Do you guys take coffee breaks?

SHE: Haan

Aparna: Do you guys gossip about work in your free time?

SHE: Ah, yeah.

Aparna: He's your work husband.

SHE: Aisa kuch nahi hai. We only meet when we find time... Otherwise we just ping each other.

# Aparna grabs the phone from HER and shows it to Shraddha 

Aparna: Eh, yeh hot hai ya nahi?
# Shraddha is busy with her phone and glances the picture

Shrads: Thik hi hai.. fuckable types...

# Aparna looks at HER in a gloating manner 

SHE: 😒 friend hai wo sirf!

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